(Source: no, via thatfunnyblog)

lesbianforsure:

Way better photo of my compass drawing for my next tattoo. Lyrics are from an All Time Low song. Drawing is completely my own work.

lesbianforsure:

Way better photo of my compass drawing for my next tattoo. Lyrics are from an All Time Low song. Drawing is completely my own work.

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

(via livestolaugh)

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

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plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

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You ever get the feeling that God just low key saved you from some stupid shit u were about to do

yarrahs-life:

All the time.

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clockwork-minds:

ginchimera:

thetravellingpineapple:


A bullet going through PlayDoh.

Blue doesn’t even know what’s coming

I guess you could say Blue doesn’t have a clue

JESUS

clockwork-minds:

ginchimera:

thetravellingpineapple:


A bullet going through PlayDoh.

Blue doesn’t even know what’s coming

I guess you could say Blue doesn’t have a clue

JESUS

(Source: thingsandschemes, via livestolaugh)

et-saxophone-home:

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

This is the most beautiful post on Tumblr.

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thatfunnyblog:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

(Source: wrrench)

perfumeandpancakes:

ellen degeneres can host my funeral

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